Listen to the talking cricket

Beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, never fear.

Listen up kiddies, this little piece of wisdom saved me from many hangovers. If you wish to get drunk, do it responsibly, as in check how many money you wanna spend in alcohol and just carry that much; know in advance where you're gonna sleep after and how you're gonna get there; make sure the people around you are trustworthy and make sure someone always know where you are. Oh, and make sure you wear clean underwear, you never know who else is gonna see them (casual sex=good; dancing on the table without pants=bad). If everything is a-okay, drink away!

About the Pinocchio piece... Well, he did have a hard time listening to his conscience. How about when he gets older? Oh, and the little hamster is Boo, for you ignoramuses out there who haven't read Megatokyo yet [link]